amewicuh:

I bet APH Iceland wrote this one 

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cryingzitao:

"noona…." Sehun breathes hard against your ear. "Noona, I want to eat you out." The room heats up and ur heart beats faster. "Let me take my retainers out first ah shit I got food in them hold up noona I need to clean them or else my mum will get mad."

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Ascendent & Physical Appearance (from my personal experience)
Aries: rather masculine, nice arched eyebrows, strong jaw structure
Taurus: doe eyes, tan easily, womanly bodies, thick hair
Gemini: petite, youthful looks, long limbs, crooked smiles
Cancer: baby faces, fragile bodies, round faces and watery eyes
Leo: awesome strong hair, friendly features, one million dollar smiles
Virgo: prominent noses, sad puppy eyes, healthy body weight
Libra: feminine symmetrical faces, no prominent features, very balanced
Scorpio: reptilian eyes, nice skin, memorable / outstanding features
Sagittarius: friendly, ageless faces, strong legs
Capricorn: mature faces, nice cheekbones, compact bodies
Aquarius: long limbs, sleepy eyes, big smiles
Pisces: small eyes.. ?? anything is possible with pisces

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

travelpaintrepeat:

Badass trips on a not-so-badass budget.

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Many travel blogs are written by people who’ve sold all their possessions and have taken a huge plunge into the world of long-term travel. This can sound expensive at first, but when you consider that you don’t have rent or a…

I’m unsure who is the creepiest in EXO

allhailthe-maknae:

D.O 

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Or Luhan

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D.O

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Luhan

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D.O

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Luhan

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D.O

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or you know, Chanyeol 

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littlefroggies:

pussybow:

quinningthewar:

I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete. 

i love finding new ways to describe myself!

i don’t normally reblog stuff but UUMMMMMMMM yes

littlefroggies:

pussybow:

quinningthewar:

I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete. 

i love finding new ways to describe myself!

i don’t normally reblog stuff but UUMMMMMMMM yes

funeraldreams:

i forgot to upload this! my favourite tights with my favourite shoes~ i’m currently waiting for my doctor’s appointment. doctors terrify me ;-;

funeraldreams:

i forgot to upload this! my favourite tights with my favourite shoes~ i’m currently waiting for my doctor’s appointment. doctors terrify me ;-;

look at all dem big ass trees
hey buddy